They "conveniently" schedule to put on your Holter (Heart) monitor at 4pm, the very start of Happy Hour. I'm not sure if this is meant to be a cruel joke...at 4pm on the nose I get "hooked up". For the next two weeks I will have the pleasure of wearing a brick with wires on my hip. Don't worry, they gave me a fanny pack, you know - to camouflage it. Thanks guys, I appreciate the 1989 throwback!
It's bluetooth. It works over cell towers. It is STILL a brick.
When having an "event" there is a button, labeled "event" that you are supposed to press...really guys?
Could I have had this during the winter where comfty wool sweaters do one better than the fanny pack? No. I can have it on Memorial Day weekend - I can get burn lines in the shape of small circles where the leads attach. It's like a cruel knock off of those little stickers you could put on while tanning - because a little tan heart is wayyyyyy cuter than sunscreen.
I'm totes looking forward to this weekend.
